Saw this on the Mariners' blog, Lookout Landing and had to crack up!
For only $8,325,000
You too can have the following results:
IP H R ER HR BB SO
2.0 7 7 7 1 2 1 (BOS) ERA: 31.50
6.0 10 7 7 1 1 3 (MIN) ERA: 15.75
3.0 7 3 3 0 0 3 (LAA) ERA: 13.91
0.1 7 6 6 0 1 0 (KC) ERA: 18.27
5.2 9 6 6 0 3 3 (NYY) ERA: 15.35
5.0 10 6 6 2 2 0 (DET) ERA: 14.32
Jeff Weaver. So easy, a caveman can hit it.
That has to be the worst $8 million spent in the history of baseball.
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